runescape jokes

Here are some RuneScape jokes for yousome classic, some punny, and some just painfully nostalgic: Classic Noob Moments "Why did the noob bring a lobster to a sword fight?" "Because he thought it was a swordfish!" "Why did the noob stand in Lumbridge for hours?" "He was waiting for his Run energy to come back!" Punny Skill Jokes "Why did the woodcutter fail his math test?" "He could only log in!" "What did the fisherman say when he got a shark?" "This is reel good!" "Why did the miner quit his job?" "He couldnt dig the hours anymore!" NPC & Quest Humor "Why did the Wise Old Man buy a cabbage?" "He wanted to bank it for later!" "Why did the chicken cross the road in RuneScape?" "To get away from the Player Killer!" "Why did the knight fail his quest?" "He kept getting dragon his feet!" Economy & Scams "Why did the merchant get banned?" "He was trading places with his alt account!" "Whats the most dangerous place in RuneScape?" "The Wildy or the Grand Exchange chat!" "Why did the scammer go broke?" "He doubled his losses!" Meta & Updates "Why did the player quit RS3?" "He couldnt handle the EoChis brain was on cooldown!" "Why did the OSRS player refuse to use Runelite?" "He wanted to keep it old schooleven the lag!" "Whats the fastest skill to 99?" "Buying GF in Varrock Square!" Bonus: One for the HCIM "Why did the Hardcore Ironman bring a ring of life to Tutorial Island?" "Just in case!" Got any favorite RuneScape jokes or memories? Drop them below!